生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕8

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　　我們還有多少時間

　　How much time do we have?

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　　倒數5小時37分鐘 流星雨開始

　　Uh, T-minus five hours, 37 minutes to onset of meteor shower.

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　　我們的位置是北緯34.48°

　　西經118.21°

　　Okay, our position is 34.48 degrees north, 118.31 west.

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　　這意味著方位角應該是...

　　That means the azimuth should be...

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　　相對磁北168.22° 外加仰角49.93°

　　168.22 degrees relative to magnetic north with an elevation of 49.93.

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　　有什么了嗎

　　Anything yet?

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　　我們有信號

　　卻不能鎖定坐標

　　Uh, we have a signal, but there's no frame lock.

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　　等等

　　現在如何

　　Hang on. How about... now?

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　　我們成功了

　　We did it.

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　　我們收到西海岸HBO電視臺的信號了

　　We have the West Coast feed of HBO.

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　　哇

　　《真實性愛》

　　Ooh, Real Sex.

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　　這可好看了

　　每次我看這節目

　　Big deal. Every time I watch that show,

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　　都是個老女人往黃瓜上套安全套

　　it's old women putting condoms on cucumbers.

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　　那好

　　讓我們來看看東海岸在播什么

　　All right, let's see what's on the East Coast feed.

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　　喔

　　是《沙丘》

　　Oh, hey. Dune.

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　　不算是個好電影 但看看這美麗的沙漠啊

　　Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert.

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　　謝爾頓不能來真可惜

　　Too bad Sheldon couldn't come with us.

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　　沒有他在感覺有點不大對頭

　　Yeah, it's just not the same without him.

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　　這電影太爛了

　　我換回去看《真實性愛》

　　Oh, this sucks. I'm switching back to Real Sex.

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　　謝爾頓日志

　　Sheldon's log.

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　　星歷63345.3

　　Stardate 63345.3.

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　　當我的同事們離開 去觀測獅子座流星雨時

　　While my colleagues are off observing the Leonid meteor shower,

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　　我留守后方完成我關于

　　I have remained behind to complete my paper

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　　高激發態大質量弦狀態衰變的論文

　　on the decays of highly excited massive string states.

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　　盡管我的研究進展順利

　　Although my research is going well,

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　　我確實很想念人類陪伴的溫暖

　　I do miss the warmth of human companionship.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第八集

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　　晚上好

　　暹羅宮

　　And good evening to you, Siam Palace.

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　　我是謝爾頓·庫珀

　　This is Sheldon Cooper.

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　　我今晚要孤獨一人進餐

　　Yeah, I'm going to be dining alone this evening,

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　　所以我要減少通常的菜單

　　so I'll be reducing my usual order.

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　　我的前菜要四分之一份什錦小吃

　　I'd like to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers Plate

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　　然后要兩人份的金寶貝的一半

　　and, uh, one half of the Golden Treasure for two.

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　　看在老天的份上

　　在18世紀中頁

　　Oh, for heaven's sake. In the mid-18th century,

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　　暹羅國王拉瑪四世將巨大的帝國

　　King Rama IV of Siam divided a huge empire

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　　割讓給了歐洲的各大殖民勢力 目的是為了保住王位

　　amongst the colonial powers of Europe in order to preserve his throne.

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　　你

　　他的文化繼承者

　　理所當然

　　Surely, you, his cultural descendant,

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　　也能搞定這些泰式炒面和餃子

　　can handle pad Thai and dumplings.

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　　謝爾頓

　　救命

　　Sheldon, help!

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　　我要掛了

　　但是記住我在yelp.com那些

　　I need to go-- but you keep in mind

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　　關于一家本地松餅店

　　that my sharply worded comments

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　　言辭尖銳的評論

　　on Yelp.com recently took down a local muffin store.

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny. Penny. Penny.

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　　進來

　　快點

　　Come in! Hurry!

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　　佩妮

　　Penny?

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　　我在里面

　　I'm back here.

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny. Penny. Penny.

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　　哦

　　老天

　　我在浴室里

　　Oh, for God's sakes, I'm in the bathroom!

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　　我該挑個更恰當的時機再來嗎

　　Shall I come back at a better time?

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　　給我進來

　　Get in here!

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　　快點

　　Hurry!

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　　你敢再敲門試試

　　Don't you dare knock!

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　　你好

　　Hello.

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　　我在浴缸里滑倒了 我覺得肩膀好像脫臼了

　　I slipped in the shower, and I think I dislocated my shoulder.

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　　這不奇怪

　　Not surprising.

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　　你沒有裝防滑墊或者防滑貼紙

　　You have no safety mat or adhesive stickers to allow

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　　來抵消浴缸表面的很低的靜摩擦系數

　　for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　浴缸都很滑的

　　Tubs are slippery.

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　　我知道

　　我滑倒了

　　I know. I slipped.

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　　我有一個系列的古怪鴨貼紙 貼在我的浴缸底部

　　I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.

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　　好吧

　　無論如何 你能把水關掉再扶我起來嗎

　　Yeah, okay, whatever. Will you just turn the water off and help me up?

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　　他們都撐著傘的

　　They're holding umbrellas.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　我浴缸里的鴨子

　　The ducks in my tub.

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　　它們怪就怪在這些鴨子既沒有需要

　　They're whimsical because ducks have neither a need for,

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　　也沒有能力來使用雨傘

　　nor the ability to use, umbrellas.

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　　上帝啊

　　我得去急救中心了

　　Oh, my God. I got to go to the emergency room.

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　　如果你確定你的右上膊骨

　　Well, assuming you're correct that your right humerus

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　　不再固定在肩臼上

　　is no longer seated in the glenoid socket,

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　　-我當然認為你該去急救中心

　　-你能車我去嗎

　　- I would certainly think so.

　　- Okay, can you drive me?

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　　我不開車的

　　I don't drive.

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　　但我開不了

　　Well, I can't drive!

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　　看來我們到達了一個僵局

　　Well, it seems we've reached an impasse.

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　　我可以幫你叫輛的士或者救護車

　　I could call you a cab or an ambulance.

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　　不 不不

　　我等不及了

　　No, no, no. I can't wait that long.

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　　你必須得幫我

　　求你了

　　You got to help me, please.

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　　好的

　　不能讓人說謝爾頓·李·庫珀

　　All right. Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper

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　　是個無視陷入困境的少女的人

　　ignored the pleas of a damsel in distress.

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　　沒人這么說

　　快走吧

　　No one's saying that. Let's go.

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　　因沒買99美分的防滑鴨子

　　Well, it does seem rather ironic

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　　而導致兩個人都可能死于慘烈的車禍

　　that for want of 99-cent adhesive ducks,

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　　這看上去真是非常諷刺

　　we both might die in a fiery car crash.

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　　我真希望佩妮不用去工作 她喜歡野營

　　I wish Penny didn't have to work. She loves camping.

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　　是啊

　　那就太好了

　　Yeah, that would have been great.

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　　你和佩妮在帳篷里做愛

　　You and Penny having sex in the tent

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　　而我則坐在外面看霍華德拿仙人掌爆菊

　　while I sit out here and watch Howard hump a cactus.

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　　好的

　　我已經盡力偵查了

　　Okay, the best I can tell,

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　　附近還有8個野營地

　　there are eight other campsites nearby.

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　　大多都是像我們這樣的科學呆子

　　Mostly science nerds like us,

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　　不過山脊另一邊