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　　翻譯：MADD

　　乖乖的韓小仙

　　joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

　　時間軸：小e

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十六集

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　　《生活大爆炸》

　　前情提要

　　Previously on The Big Bang Theory:

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　　猜我在洛杉磯機場發現誰了

　　我的妹妹普麗婭

　　Guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya.

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　　真高興再次見到你 萊納德

　　It's really nice to see you again, Leonard.

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　　恩

　　我也很高興見到你

　　Yeah, it's good to see you, too.

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　　到了

　　Here you go.

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　　謝謝

　　Thanks.

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　　-你上了我妹妹

　　-對

　　- You slept with my sister?! - Yeah.

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　　這是對我信任莫大的背叛

　　This is a terrible betrayal of my trust!

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　　要是我告訴你

　　Would it help if I told you

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　　我向她獻出真心

　　that I offered her my heart,

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　　卻被她狠狠踐踏

　　你會好受點么

　　and she kinda stomped on it?!

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　　她踐踏得多狠

　　How hard did she stomp?

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　　相當狠

　　Very hard.

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　　好吧

　　好受多了

　　Okay, I'm good.

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　　什么事那么好笑

　　What's so funny?

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　　沒什么

　　只是在想

　　Nothing. Just thinking

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　　人做愛時發出的聲音

　　about the noises people make during sex.

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　　我有時確實有點不能自已

　　是吧

　　I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don't I?

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　　很可愛

　　It's cute.

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　　聽起來像只喝醉的猴子

　　You sound a little like a drunken monkey.

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　　你懂的

　　那其實是對你的贊美

　　You know it's meant as a compliment.

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　　我也是這么理解的

　　That's how I take it.

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　　太完美了

　　This is perfect.

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　　真希望這一刻永遠停留

　　I hope this moment never ends.

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　　我也是

　　Me, too.

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　　噢

　　該走了

　　Well, gotta go. Oh!

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　　這么快

　　留下來過夜吧

　　Already? Why don't you stay over?

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　　我也想

　　但是你知道

　　I'd love to, but you know

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　　我媽早上需要我

　　my mother needs me in the morning.

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　　拜托

　　我認為她能

　　Please. I think the woman can manage

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　　自己戴假發

　　to put a wig on by herself.

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　　不僅僅是假發

　　It's not just the wig.

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　　還要把她的頭發盤起來

　　畫眉毛

　　It's pinning her hair up, drawing on her eyebrows.

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　　是兩個人才能干的活兒

　　It's a two-person job.

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　　只是

　　我們剛做完愛你就走

　　It's just, when you leave right after we make love,

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　　讓我覺得自己

　　it makes me feel...

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　　很賤

　　cheap.

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　　親愛的

　　對不起

　　Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

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　　我能做什么呢

　　What can I do?

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　　留下來

　　Stay.

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　　好吧

　　Okay.

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　　再待個五分

　　十分鐘嗎

　　Like, what, another five, ten minutes?

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　　回家吧

　　Go home.

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　　聽你的

　　Your call.

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　　霍華德

　　Howard...

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　　你有考慮過一起住嗎

　　have you ever considered us living together?

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　　天啊

　　我不知道

　　Boy, I don't know.

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　　你

　　我

　　媽住在同一屋檐下

　　You, me, Ma living under the same roof?

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　　不是

　　我是說只有你和我

　　No, I mean just you and me.

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　　你可以搬過來

　　You can move in here,

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　　或者我們另找個住處

　　or we can find a place.

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　　-我有個更好的主意 -什么

　　- I've got a better solution. - What?

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　　我媽吃那么多鹽

　　心臟早晚受不了

　　We wait for my mom's heart to explode

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　　我們等她心臟崩潰

　　from all the salt she eats.

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　　把她埋進土里

　　把她的床墊翻個面兒

　　Then we just stick her in the ground, flip her mattress

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　　搬進大臥室

　　and move into the big bedroom.

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　　很好

　　Great.

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　　看看我們

　　在一起規劃未來啦

　　Look at us planning a future together!

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　　是誰

　　Who's there?!

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　　是性侵者嗎

　　Are you a sex criminal?!

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　　性侵者沒有鑰匙

　　媽

　　Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma!

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　　這么晚你到哪兒去了

　　Where were you so late?!

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　　我和伯納黛特出去了

　　I was out with Bernadette!

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　　我知道那是什么意思

　　I know what that means!

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　　我看《菲爾博士》

　　I watch Dr. Phil!

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　　美國脫口秀節目

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　　希望上帝保佑

　　但愿你用避孕套了

　　I hope to God you used a condom!

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　　我不跟你談這個話題

　　媽

　　I'm not having this conversation with you, Ma!

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　　上帝保佑你不會得個什么新型怪性病

　　God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!

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　　沒人有病

　　Nobody has a disease!

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　　希望如此

　　I hope not!

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　　我跟你共用一個廁所呢

　　I share a toilet with you!

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　　那就是你想的嗎

　　Is that what you want?!

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　　想讓你媽媽得上皰疹嗎

　　To give your mother herpes?!

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　　夠啦

　　我受夠啦

　　That's it! I don't have to take this!

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　　祝你早上畫眉毛順利

　　Good luck with your eyebrows in the morning!

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　　是誰

　　Who's there?!

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　　你是性侵者嗎

　　Are you a sex criminal?!

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　　我還沒走

　　I'm still leaving!

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　　我忘拿我的克敏能了

　　I just forgot my Claritin!

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　　含氯雷他定 抗過敏藥物

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　　什么事

　　Hey, what's up?

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　　需要個住的地方

　　I need a place to crash.

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　　當然

　　Uh, sure.

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　　為什么

　　Why?

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　　跟我媽大吵一架

　　Big fight with my mother.

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　　還在爭哪部《犯罪現場調查》最棒嗎

　　Still arguing over which CSI is the best?

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　　不是

　　我們一致同意它們各有千秋

　　No, we agreed they all have their merits.

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　　是關于伯納黛特

　　This was about Bernadette.

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　　怎么了

　　What's going on?

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　　霍華德今晚要在這睡

　　Howard's gonna sleep here tonight.

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　　他跟他媽吵架了

　　He had a fight with his mother.

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　　你給他上熱飲了嗎

　　Did you offer him a hot beverage?

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　　沒

　　No.

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