生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕15

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　　天才也性感 第一季 第15集

　　The Big Bang Theory S01E15

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　　另一方面呢

　　物理學家又開始擔心

　　On the other hand, some physicists are concerned

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　　一旦超撞機真的實現

　　That if this supercollider actually works,

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　　它產生的黑洞會吞噬地球

　　It'll create a black hole and swallow up the earth,

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　　終結生命

　　Ending life as we know it.

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　　真是一群愛哭鬼

　　Pfft, what a bunch of crybabies.

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　　人有多大膽

　　地有多大產

　　No guts, no glory, man.

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　　嘿

　　看看這個

　　Hey, check it out.

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　　藥學院要招志愿者

　　The school of pharmacology is looking for volunteers.

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　　"我們正在測試一種新藥

　　專治社交焦慮癥

　　"we are testing a new medication "for social anxiety, panic attacks,

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　　恐慌發作癥

　　陌生環境恐怖癥和強迫癥"

　　Agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."

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　　他們為什么要在這招人?

　　Why would they be looking for test subjects here?

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　　我怎么知道

　　拉杰

　　I don't know, raj.

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　　沒準是因為漫畫書店沒有布告欄

　　Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.

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　　在這干什么呢?

　　What's going on?

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　　噓

　　噓

　　謝爾頓辦公室有個靚妹

　　Shh, shh, hot girl in sheldon's office.

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　　在謝爾頓的辦公室?

　　Sheldon's office?

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　　她是不是走丟了?

　　Is she lost?

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　　我認為不是

　　I don't think so.

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　　我從停車場就開始跟著她了

　　I followed her here from the parking lot.

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　　可能她是他的律師

　　Maybe she's his lawyer.

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　　那她可以隨時查看我的訴訟

　　Well, she's free to examine my briefs.

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　　-霍華德

　　-我知道

　　我很惡心

　　Howard. I know, I'm disgusting.

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　　我應該被懲罰...被她懲罰

　　I should be punished... by her.

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　　看

　　我還是這么惡心

　　Oh, look, I did it again.

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　　那樣就差不多了

　　That should do it.

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　　麻煩你跑一趟

　　Thank you for coming by.

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　　你們好啊

　　Hello.

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　　嘿

　　老弟...

　　Oh, hey, buddy...

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　　"老弟..."?

　　"buddy..."?

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　　不好意思

　　我來遲了

　　Sorry I'm late.

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　　我正在攻關一個項目

　　可能要上一次航天飛機了

　　I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.

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　　為什么要說晚了呢?

　　How can you be late?

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　　我根本沒想要你來

　　I wasn't expecting you at all.

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　　我總是神出鬼沒

　　Nobody ever expects me.

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　　有時你只是看著看著就...

　　Sometimes you just look and...

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　　霍華德·沃爾維茨駕到

　　Bam! howard wolowitz.

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　　謝爾頓

　　能介紹一下嗎?

　　Sheldon, are you gonna introduce us?

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　　可以

　　這是米茜

　　Oh, all right. uh, this is missy.

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　　米茜

　　這是萊納德和拉杰

　　你已經見過霍華德了

　　Missy, this is leonard and rajesh, and you've already met howard.

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　　很高興見到你們

　　It's nice to meet you.

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　　你也是

　　也

　　也是

　　You, too, as well, also.

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　　是

　　Yeah.

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　　你們兩個是怎么認識的?

　　So, how do you two know each other?

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　　他的頭可在我的胯下呆過9個月

　　Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.

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　　啊?

　　Excuse me?

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　　她是我的孿生妹妹

　　She's my twin sister.

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　　她以為自己很風趣

　　但說實話

　　我從來看不出

　　She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.

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　　這是因為你根本無法衡量什么是幽默

　　謝利(昵稱)

　　That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, shelly.

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　　一個人要怎么衡量幽默?

　　How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?

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　　幽默測量器?

　　A humormometer?

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　　我覺得你非常得幽默

　　Well, I think you're delightfully droll.

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　　-當然

　　就像法語中

　　"你真有趣"

　　-看我記不記得住

　　Ooor, as the french say, tres drole. okay, so let me see if I got this.

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　　萊納德

　　霍華德

　　還有...

　　Leonard, howard and...

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　　不好意思

　　你叫?

　　I'm sorry, what was your name again?

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　　拉杰

　　Rajesh.

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　　那么

　　米茜

　　你為什么從德州跑到這來?

　　So, missy, what brings you all the way from texas?

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　　是不是緣分?

　　我覺得是緣分

　　Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.

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　　我朋友明晚在迪斯尼結婚

　　My friend's s getting married at disneyland tomorrow night.

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　　緣分

　　名字就叫做阿納海姆市(美國南加州)

　　Destiny, thy name is anaheim.

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　　destiny "緣分、命運"也作"目的地"解 阿納海姆是迪斯尼樂園的所在地

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　　我還過來讓謝利在父親的地產文書上簽個字

　　And I had to drop off some papers for shelly to sign for my dad's estate.

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　　文書可以郵寄的吧

　　The papers could've been mailed.

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　　媽讓你來監視我

　　沒錯吧

　　Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?

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　　我想這就是為什么他們要管你叫天才了

　　I guess that's why they call you a genius.

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　　他們叫我天才是因為我確實是天才

　　They call me a genius because I'm a genius.

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　　告訴媽我目前165磅

　　Tell mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds

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　　還有我的胃腸蠕動正常

　　And that I'm having regular bowel movements.

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　　好好享受婚禮

　　拜拜

　　Enjoy the wedding. good-bye.

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　　婚禮不是明天嗎

　　不如你今晚來我們這吧?

　　If the wedding's not until tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?

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　　我看行不通

　　Oh, I don't think so.

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　　謝利不喜歡別人纏著他

　　Shelly doesn't like company.

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　　即使是在他小時候

　　Even as a little boy,

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　　他也會在晚上把假想的朋友送回家

　　He'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.

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　　他們不是朋友

　　They were not friends.

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　　他們是假想的同事

　　They were imaginary colleagues.

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　　你看

　　你都來了

　　Look, you're here.

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　　我們有很多房間的

　　We have plenty of room.

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　　不

　　我們沒有

　　No, we don't.

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　　別這樣

　　謝利

　　她是家人啊

　　Come on, shelly. she's family.

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　　那又怎么樣

　　我都沒有邀請你媽來

　　So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother.

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　　能不用在高峰時段開去阿納海姆也不錯啊

　　Well, it would be nice not to have to drive to anaheim in rush hour.

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　　再也不要叫我謝利

　　And don't ever call me shelly.

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　　就這么定了

　　你住我們這兒

　　So it's settled. You'll stay with us.

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　　我帶你去拿車

　　Yeah, I'll walk you to your car.

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　　你車停在3區

　　c層

　　沒錯吧

　　You're in structure 3, level c, right?

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　　這都是怎么一回事?

　　What just happened?

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　　反正

　　So anyway,

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　　我們8歲時

　　謝爾頓把我的

　　We're eight years old and sheldon converts my

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　　傻瓜式烤箱改裝成了一種高能量熔爐

　　Easy bake oven to some kind of high-powered furnace.